But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I am available for nakedness
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