ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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