Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
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Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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