I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
false alarm. still invincible.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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