I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
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If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
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You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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