Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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