i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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