If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
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So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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