So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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