Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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