why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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