I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
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I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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