Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Everything about him screamed your future.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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