you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
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im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
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Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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