The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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