I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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