The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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