Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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