Ketchup is God's man juice
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
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She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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