I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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