you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
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she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
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He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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