Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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