I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
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