Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
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My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
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