that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
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What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
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Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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