I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
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ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
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I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
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