do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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