I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
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I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
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