Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I love you. Go after that dick
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Randomize
