Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
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