Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
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YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
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