Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
You made out with two different species that night
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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