If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
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Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
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So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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