YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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