I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm drive I can fine osifer
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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