Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
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Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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