Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
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it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
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I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Someone stole a lamp last night.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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