love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
this will be a night to untag.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Randomize
