Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
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