We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
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i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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