hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
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she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
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i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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