The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
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Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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