im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Randomize
