Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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