I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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