i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
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How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
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She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
My ass is underappreciated
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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