Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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