Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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