I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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