alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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