Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
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can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
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Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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