After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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