So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
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Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
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She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
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